The Tourist – SHOGUN
My San Francisco charter flight just arrived here this morning
My passport is missing and my bags are all in who know’s where
The lady at the check-in counter speaks nothing but chinese
The tour guide has skipped out with my girlfriend and my money too
Why is it always me
Who’s got my ticket please, I wonna go home
I should have had the sense to stay home and enjoy my vacaion
Hang around the office with the boy’s and had a drink or two
Finally make it out of the airport and in to the hotel
The reservation counter doesn’t know me from the man in the moon
I try to explain the I’m part of a tour group from Japan
He looks me in the eye and says, Ah, soh desuka I am too
Why is it always me
Who’s got my ticket please, I wonna go home
I should have had the sense to stay home and enjoy my vacation
Hang around the office with the boy’s and had a drink or two
Bye, bye, bye, sayonara
Bye, bye, bye, sayonara
Hang around the office with the boy’s and had a drink or two